*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?
*reads youtube comments for like six seconds*
no white ppl talk to me for the rest of the year pls :)
You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.
“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.
“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.